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Instead of giving you some dull resume' listing my numerous achievements and accolades (mostly the use of sarcasm to a mastery), I've decided to break it up into 2 sections...here's me in a concise nutshell...
Some things you may already know about me: 1996 graduate of Sidney High School, 2000 graduate of the University of Montana, spent a semester and change at Temple University's James E. Beasley School of Law, graduated from Cleveland Bartending School...seriously.
10 Things you may not know about me:
1) I once was a cheerleader for the Colstrip Colts...don't ask, but I was awesome
2) I wore shorts to high school graduation and considered it the most rebellious thing I'd done in 18 years
3) My buddy and I once tipped 65% on a meal at Applebees...the waiter's card tricks were sweet, but in hindsight I think he spiked our Manhattans
4) I high-centered my Pontiac Sunbird on a snowbank by the Assembly of God church...bravely thinking, "I'll make this! No sweat."...didn't make it. We got out and assessed the situation, leaving the car in gear...aaaaand the doors shut, triggering the automatic lock--locked car, high-centered in gear--true story
5) I've seen scrapple up close. Note its similarity to cat food. No, you don't wanna know
6) I saw "The Naked Dance" when delivering pizza to an East Missoula motel. Yes, you wanna know
7) For 8 months, I lived half a mile from the Professional Football Hall of Fame in Canton, OH...every football fan's Mecca
8) I dressed up in a gorilla suit to cheer the Vikings on to a huge loss to the Patriots at a Monday Night Football game in 2006
9) I have seen over 50 concerts since 2001...from The D to Tool and everything in between
10) I DO wear my "Stewies" at work
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